I was sipping a Manhattan, reading about the last latest attempt to assassinate Trump, when it occurred to me that someone, somewhere in the United States Secret Service (USSS), sucks at their job more than I thought.
Check out the musings of the most recent animal who considered putting a .44 bullet into 45:
BREAKING: I've found the Facebook alias account of the Arizona man wanted by law enforcement for an alleged threat to assassinate Donald Trump while he is campaigning in Arizona.
Ronald Syvrud, a registered s—x offender, uses multiple aliases. On Facebook, he goes by "Sven Lee." https://t.co/iqHpR1Z2s6 pic.twitter.com/hHcoYoXweN
— Andy Ngo
(@MrAndyNgo) August 22, 2024
His profound analects remind me of the half-pie bull’s wool I frequently find on my Facebook profile and in my email inbox: asinine piffle written by a supposed “man” who refers to his target as “tRump.” Get it? Rump! Now insert the emoji of a wOman who is ROFLHAO!
This would-be assassin is the perfect stooge for the Democrats, who just spent four nights vomitously spewing Trump-hating rhetoric. Never mind that a smelly, pimply-faced incel tried to put a bullet in Trump’s head after leftists have screeched, “Trump is literally Hitler” since 2016. […]
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